You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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