Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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