i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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