A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You are the jesus of drinking
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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