You work out of a Hotel?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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