Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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