All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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