please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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