he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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