Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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