I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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