Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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