we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
