i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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