And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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