I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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