I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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