Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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