Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i wish my penis had a tongue
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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