Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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