We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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