when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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