Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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