It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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