he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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