Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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