Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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