K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think I just shit out all my problems.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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