belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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