Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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