The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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