Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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