Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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