There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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