Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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