Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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