I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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