On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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