I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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