Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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