He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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