You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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