She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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