I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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