The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
babies were throwing up all over the place
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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