Kiss
Puke
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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