you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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