I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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