maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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