help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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