He is such a slut. More and more my type.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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