last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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