Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
how does that bad decision feel?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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