forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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